Sum it up, get everyone on the same page!

I started the Paper Clip project about one month ago. The week before i had spent about five hundred dollars to repair my truck. My job laid my off. I could have dealt with not having a job. I had my truck money in the bank, i could find a new job, right? Then my trusty ol' truck did the unthinkable! It broke down again. What was i to do. I didn't have a job, now i didn't have transportation to find a new one!
I can not say what most people would have done at this point. But i started the Paper Clip project. I was determined to apply Faith to my situation, and manifest a new car, all in ever watching eye of the public. It was extreme, but then again my name is Matt Extreme Crowe. So i went a bought a paper clip for i cent.
Things happened Fast. I quickly traded with Doug Anderson. He traded me a new can of Goofy String for the paper clip. I wonder what he did with the paper clip? I would like to think he kept it. Possibly he put it in a nice frame, over his mantle. To tell his grandchildren one day, his part in the Paper Clip project. probably not.
Any ways. My next 2 trades happened real quick. I traded the can of Goofy String with Jesse White for a Case XX pocket knife. Then i traded the Case XX pocket knife with Shawn and Amber Crowe, for a Samsung S630 digital camera.
The next trade took a little time. But not that long. Tuesday Lemon, (Yes that is her real name!) wife of world famous RVN Band drummer Eric Lemon, wanted the digital camera. So she traded the digital camera for not one but two Japanese style swords! They were awesome! i kinda wanted to trade with my self so i could keep them, but i didn't have anything i would want for the swords. Oh well.
That brings us to date. My final trade with Pastor Jeremiah Johnson! The world famous bass player from the RVN Band, and world renown evangelist. I traded the Japanese style swords for two 15" MTX Thunder sub woofers! These subs are awesome! These I would trade my self for, but i don't have anything of equal or greater value!
Well that wraps up the summery of the Paper Clip project. I have two 15" MTX Thunder sub woofer, anyone want to trade?